In this episode of NEWSPASTY, @JohnnyVedmore screams about lockdown parties, hypocrisy and also pasties. Boris Johnson has turned out to be a pasty and the Houses of Pastiment are out to give him a stern telling off without getting too official. Prepare for pasties everywhere. Blue ones, red one, all of them. NEWSPASTY is a much ruder take on some of the events you may have missed. If you don’t like bad language and poor impressions of Nazi’s then you’re in the wrong place.
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