On this NEWSPASTY, Johnny Vedmore listens to a whole bunch of nonsense from the mainstream media (all with small ‘M’s’ these days). Stew Peters “The Far Right Demon” is obviously an evil conspiracy theorist, if France 24 says it then it must be true. And to prove the lengths he goes to be as evil as he is (which by all accounts is extremely very very naughty and super-dooper evil) F24 have gone all in, no kissing. Also on this NEWSPASTY, MARIANNNAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Johnny Vedmore has a new love and he can tell that she’s playing hard to get. Marianna Spring of the BBC is at it again, being a naughty one, saying naughty stuff and being paid by Bill Gates and CIA cutouts as she does it. Naughty naughty Marianna! NEWSPASTY is a much ruder take on some of the events you may have missed. If you don’t like bad language and poor impressions of Nazi’s then you’re in the wrong place.

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